We talked on the phone for about a week because I was on vacation and couldn't meet with him. He seemed intelligent and charming and he was incredibly sweet....he even sounded sweet. This all concerned me, of course, because one will come to conclusions over the phone that one may or may not live up to in person.....and so it was with James.
The night I returned from vacation I met him at Starbucks.....
James....
1. Didn't look like his pictures.
2. Was so thin he looked ill.
3. Was a good 3-4" shorter than he had advertised.
4. Worked a job that required him to be in the sun, but apparently hadn't heard of moisturizer - thus having the scaliest skin I've ever seen.....seriously, it was gross. "Lizard Man" comes to mind.
5. Walked like a girl.
Of course...
6. He was crazy about me. Figures!
Note to self: Don't bother talking on the phone - it makes "cutting the cord" that much harder when you meet them and feel no chemistry.
3 down...97 to go. I'm tired of this already!
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